If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
miss will you please stop trying to slam dunk your newborn child
"But we’ll take it as a sign."
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
could u imagine
i think thats crazy cool, but can you imagine how much thats worth since its obviously a manufacture error in the color. making it exclusive green
yo how many eggs did it take you to hatch that shiny 3ds
Achilles mourning the death of his boyfriend Patroclus (on a plate).
aka. A Greek burrito of mourning.
I WILL WRAP MYSELF IN THIS BLANKET
AND STAY HERE
A GREEK BURRITO OF MOURNING
#the ‘that purse with those shoes’ faces (via sabacc)
I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself